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Sunday 1 July 2018

Having Your Friend Inspect Your Wife's Vagina


Imagine that your wife is in labour and you are caught up in traffic on your way to the hospital but your friend who's also with you and has experience with delivery offers to help you deliver your baby which would mean touching and putting his fingers in your wife's Vagina, would you let him?

Ladies what would you do if you were in such a situation?

This is exactly what happened in the movie "The Best Man Holiday". I just watched it - for the 70th time I guess.

Harper's (Taye Diggs's character) wife goes into labour while they are on holiday in Lance' (Morris Chestnut's character) house and on their way to the hospital it becomes evident that they may not make it because of the traffic.

That's when Lance offered to help with the delivery. 

Harper thanked him smiling, as he thought all Lance had to do was tell his wife to "Push!"
But Lance handed him his phone and said "I'll have to inspect her Cervix (Vagina)".

Harper's expression changed and he looks at his friend askance hoping he was joking when Lance reassuringly adds

"Don't worry, I know my way around the Vagina". 

Before they reached a decision the wife who is in serious pain and whose only concern is to have her child immediately screams "Get on with it!" and that was it.

As I stated, this happened in a movie but who says it cannot happen in reality?

I addressed the question to you men because I assume that a woman in labour wouldn't be bothered about who sticks their finger in her vagina - the pain would make anything tolerable.

I recall the story told of a man who first refused to let a male Nurse inspect his wife's Cervix (Vagina) when she was in labour, he eventually had to though when she slapped him and he realized it was a matter of life and death.

I also read a woman's experience about having to leave a party because she met the Doctor that delivered her baby at the party.
She had not expected to meet him outside the hospital and she said seeing him dressed in suit and laughing with a drink in hand, made her realize he was like any other man and he had seen her Vagina.

She was too embarrassed and had to leave.

So imagine your friend who was probably there while you courted your wife and who would be there long after your baby is born.

Would you let him inspect and insert his fingers in your wife's vagina?

This is just me thinking out loud but it would be a matter of life and death you know, so what would you do?

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